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PRICELESS420 HOTTIE Of The Month (HOTM)

O.K., if you could care less about how these pics came to be, then just scroll down & enjoy the show, but if you want to hear my good fortune (& lucky timing) read on;      My ex, goes to NYU, she calls me up the other day & wants me to come get my Reservoir Dogs DVD. (I love that that movie & she couldn't stand it)-- the whole time I was thinking she just wants to get laid -- I was wrong, but that turned out to be o.k.      When I get there, I meet her new roommate, I had not been over there for a couple of months, & it turns out her old roommate dropped out & moved back to Piscataway, NJ. Her new roommate (Natalie) is 19 & a hottie. (My ex is 23, ...not important, but I thought I'd let you know)      While I standing there getting introduced, the phone rings, --I think it was my ex's new boyfriend, cause she goes in the other room to talk. -- In the mean time, I was just making idle chit-chat w/ Natalie, --- she tells me that her & some friends were going to a bar downtown called Lush, & that if I wasn't doing anything to stop by. (part of our idle chit-chat was that I lived downtown)      Maria (my ex) comes out of the room, & we try to remain civil & I leave. I stopped by Lush later on, & Natalie & her friends were not there, -- that was no big deal since I live close, so I decided to have beer before I left. -- just as I finished my beer & was about to leave, Natalie & her friends walk in. It was a pretty big group of guys & girls, & one of the guys in the crowd was friends w/ the ex & had a big mouth, so I knew Maria would hear I was at the club. (which already made it a good night)      So I sat down next to Natalie, & we hit off pretty good, -- it turns out she is a big fan of the site, & we got talking about this & that.      While talking about some of the submissions, I suggested that she should take a crazy shot for the site & send it in. (we had about 3 shots of Gran Marnier on top of a few beers by this time). - She said she would be into it & asked for suggestions, as the conversation progressed, we started talking about multiple funny shots. I asked her if she had ever done any modeling before, -- she said not really, -- so then the subject of nude shots came up, -- when I asked her, -- she barely flinched, -- I whished I had my camera w/ me, because now I am thinking, once this buzz wears  off, she'll have a different attitude.      So, I asked her if she would be into doing a whole bunch of nude shots , -- she was totally into it, -- So the idea of the hottie of the month was discussed, & it was agreed, Natalie would be the first Priceless420 Hottie of the month (Hottie OTM)      I told her that she could not tell Maria, because she would ruin it by making a big deal over it. This also meant that Natalie would have to call me (she had no cell phone & I could not call their for her)--  I figured she would never call,  so we went our separate ways after Lush, they were going out uptown, & I had to get up & work, -- but the next day she calls, -- she was still into it.      I asked her if she had told Maria & she said no, I told her that I  didn't want to do the shoot at my place, because, even for me , that would have been just plain nasty to do to my ex, if she ever saw the pics (you know -- like her roommate naked on the bed we used sleep in, .....not cool). For obvious reasons we could not do the shoot at her place, so we agreed to do it at this little Inn down by the pier. I told her to bring a few outfits, & I made up a few signs (they came out a little too big-- I'll know for next time)      Once we started getting into it, let me tell you, I was very pleasantly surprised w/ some strategically placed body jewelry. (She is a hottie) She started getting into it, & we had a great time. I hardly ever use the digital camera, so the pictures came out huge & have to be worked on & re-sized. (& I had the lighting  a little off)- hey what do want from an amateur.   -- I am still working on the pics, I will put a few up that I reduced from the 400kb's that they were.      I will post the others as I finish them; ENJOY!

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